• In Japan, You Need A Hand

    If your partner's getting a bit too frisky for you to handle, why not get him this new gem from Japan - the Mechanical Masturbator. This super sleek robot comes complete with an appropriately shaped rubber hand and will perform automated erotica on the male member without anyone else needing to move a muscle. Take a look at the pics of the MM on the Tokyo Times blog and the inside story on this new triumph of Japanese engineering. It's a snip at 34.500 yen- that's about 168 quid...

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