The Dayton Daily News makes us weep with this intro:
People have come up with bizarre, and often totally misguided, methods to prevent pregnancy over the years. Like wearing the testicles of a weasel on their thighs. Or amulets with desiccated cat livers or shards of bones. Some were advised to use elephant dung as a spermicide. And others used wads of seaweed as a female condom.
No need for weasels to be anywhere near your nether regions... you know where to go for all things safe sex.